Panfrythis

A method of cooking where the ‘chef’ places his bare arsehole onto a searing hot frying pan whilst reciting the Cypriot national anthem, the results of which are posted onto an anonymous instagram account.

Jeepers man, did you see the latest Panfrythis post? His stinkpipe looked like a chewed up blood orange.

Soulby

The act of tying a fishing wire around your plebend whilst wearing a gas mask, resulting in either a prostate orgasm or loss of penile function. Often takes place in homosexual encounters and any army based events.

“Holy smokes my jabroni! You should come round to my dorm tonight, im thinking of taking on a huge Soulby!”

Dogbel

A commonly used phrase in the North of England meaning: To wet the head of a baby whilst simultaneously gob fucking the vicar in charge of the service. Typically performed by submariners and/or pen pushers.

Hey man, i’m thinking of pulling a Dogbel later, you down?