totem duece

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upper decker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"Dude this sucks, there is only one bathroom and all of us ate taco bell"

"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."

"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."

"I got the top"




"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"

"Must of been a totem duece"

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Grundel Hawk

The patch of hair between your balls and asshole (the grundel) and when it gets too long, it looks strikingly like a mohawk.

"Yo Jimmy, give me a couple minutes, I have to go trim my Grundel Hawk because I am expecting a rim job from Wendy tonight."

"I need to shampoo my Grundel Hawk, that shit just stinks."

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Midnight sword fight

When two guys sleep in a single bed together.

"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?

"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"

"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"

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