Rassmutin

Verb to describe self-defense mechanism of shutting down listening to protect against possible but likely catatonic state induced by montonic, ramblings of mindless, self-absorbed asshole. Failure to "Rassmute" can result in uncontrolled drooling and or acute tourettes.

Don't you be rassmutin my ass! You listen to me when I talk or I'll stick my boot so far up your ass, you'll taste the dogshit I just stepped in.

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Rigger Monkey

a bald headed man that is repeatedly sodomized by offshore riggers.

That guy thinks he knows everything, but he's really just a rigger monkey!

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kod

Kods: extremely small testicles (size and shape of raisins)

Not only does he have a tootsie roll dick, he has kods to boot

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Lake Jackson Brown Trout

Piece of turd that actually tries to flow upstream of Lake Jackson Waterfall

Keblar Elf

Some one that enjoys the taste of Krusty Keblar

I wish that Keblar Elf would stop eating all of the Krusty Keblar from my underwear

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Pornstache

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

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