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December 26

Lick your cat day

I be licking my cat-December 26

by Showers October 22, 2019

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liberal

A political "philosophy" which dictates:
-that the individual subordinate himself to big government

-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)

-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living

-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton

-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists

-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned

-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.

I hate America and everything it stands for; I'm rooting for the terrorists; I hate religious people; you should give me your money because I have less of it than you do; I have never actually read the United States Constitution; therefore I must be a liberal.

by Showers September 29, 2006

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shunt

The revolting result of a girl's choice to whipe her ass from the front, dragging mad doo-doo across her cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving doo-doo butter and the occasional peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.

After buying the chick like seven drinks, I get her home only to discover she was dragging a shunt around under that skirt all night--I did her anyway.

by Showers September 29, 2006

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shunt

The revolting result of a girl's choice to whipe her ass from the front, dragging mad doo-doo across her cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving doo-doo butter and the occasional peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.

After buying the chick like seven drinks, I get her home only to discover she was dragging a shunt around under that skirt all night--I did her anyway.

by Showers September 29, 2006

8👍 23👎