anal whine

To expel gas from the anus in a high pitched manner.

Marry has such a tight asshole that when she farts, she creates an anal whine.

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cheek flapper

To expell gas from one's anus with such force that both sides of his/her buttox slap together to create a distinctly audible, and occasionally painful, vibration.

During the awkward silence on his date, John let forth such an intense cheek flapper that the silverware on the table rattled.

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orgit

n. A midget that has been dipped in a vat of fake tanning solution. Derived from the words orange midget.

Orgits don't take up space in tanning salons because they don't ever need to go to them.

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Migget

1) n. a black dwarf.

2) n. a dark halfling.

3) n. a burnt, vertically challanged individual.

See Also: Orgit

Jessica and I breed miggets.

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Did that migget just demand that you buy it a turkey leg?

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blue mouth

adj. Describing the mouth of a man or woman that has cured a man of blue balls.

Jeff got blue mouth after helping Erik with his "problem."

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