Chea-B-S

Chea-B-S is a nickname for the world renowned Cocoa Beach Skate Park.

Pronunciation: "chee-be-es"

Chea-B-S is a great skatepark. The only problem is that its infested with cheabs. (look up definition of CHEAB).

The cheabs of Chea-B-S are the cheabiest cheabs of all cheabs. They don't ever skate. They just run around and cause havoc.

The head-cheabs inlcude:
JarrOd- President Cheab
Liam- Vice Cheab
Cory- Secretary of Suck
RJ- Secretary of annoyingSHITS
Blake- Secretary of Anger
Elijah- Colored Representative

Cool KId #1: "Yo Jake, let's go skate. Want to head over to Chea-B-S?"

Cool Kid #2: "Nah, im sick of all those damn cheabs. I would rather skate paradise funplex."

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Cheab

Someone who really sucks..... like really SUCKS at skateboarding.

Someone who can't win a game of flatground skate.
Someone who invents the gayest shit tricks on mini ramp.
Someone who misses the last trick of a skateboard train.
Someone who rides CCS griptape.
Someone who always gets in the way.
Someone who does fs 180 nosegrab air-outs.
Someone who breaks their collar bone on a skim board.
Someone who pushes mongo.

You can really just tell by natural instinct if a kid is a Cheab or not. (Unless you are a cheab)

Origin of the word Cheab: In 1969, a skater tryed to read the word "Beach" backwards, and ended up saying "Cheab". He was obviously a Cheab.

Move out of the way you gosh darn Cheab!

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