Gay

someone who goes to the urinal next to another man, someone who is not 5 feet apart from his homey in the hot tub.

you: bro your sooo Gay

your homey: why

you: your 4 and a half feet away

your homey: comes out gay with you

you: comes out gay

you both: making out

Airpods

Something that make you unable to speck poor

me: Hay are those airpods

Rich person: Sorry I don't speak poor

Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

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