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(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit
"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"
The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a frozen burrito.
"Dude, don't eat that burrito!"
"Don't tell me that your sister pulled a Loretta Sanchez..."