Sam

Sams tend to be a fat shit who have little friends and like to tag along. They look like absolute marshmallows and have schneebs. they shower never and have extremely greasy hair. They pretend they are friends with Krianths and Cormacs and play pubg in the morning even when they are tragic at it. Try to flirt and fail miserably and then become crippled and as red as a tomato.

Sam: I luv u
Person: Drown you marshmallow

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CobbyWobbyFittys

3ft tall tomato.

Person: You are 3ft tall
Cobbywobbyfittys: I know x

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