Coronavirus Blue balls

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.

Leif: man, that girl totally gave me coronavirus blue balls. Good hand technique though.

Shrex

Having ogrewhelmingly hot sex while watching Shrek or Shrek 2.

Hey babe, let's take off those layers and have some hot sweaty Shrex with our pants half way down on your couch because your parents are in the next room.