Frosted Mini Wheat

Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun

1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.

Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."

Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.

Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)

Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)

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