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Coming out tonight?
Nah, gonna smoke some bud, watch some hub and fire the revulva.
n. Unpleasant, annoying or foul fellow passenger in an express pool. An uber abuser.
What's the matter, babe?
Hellish ride from the airport. Got stuck with an ubuser. Jammed the front seat back to my knees and sang show tunes the whole way.
To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.
God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?
The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.
Vintage term for being in prison.
I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement
To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.
Do you think Jeff will get fired?
Hope so.
What?
I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.
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Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.
I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.
It's a wonder you're single.
Sex in the toilet. British.
Where you been?
Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.