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Shenanigans that go wrong usually ending up in an epic fail.
Shua: "Where did Daryl go?"
Dave: "Fucker tried to fart in my face when I sat down and ended up shitting himself!"
Shua: "Epic shenanican't hahaha!"
The act of taking a "caramel" covered dick out of your ass and finishing it off with a handjob until it's topped with "dairy", resembling a caramel frappe.
Shua - "My girl is so awesome, she surprised me with a caramel frappe in bed!"
Dave - "That is disgusting."
Shua - "You're just jelly (goes in for high five)!"
Dave - "We're no longer friends."
When your body fat actually saves your life in an accident or injury.
Dave - "Did you see that guy get hit by that ice cream truck?!"
Shua - "Goddamn that boy is gipper!"
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Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.
Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"
You haven't decided on your sexuality and are in a constant struggle to find out.
"I just caught you checking out both that guy's and girl's asses. You're such a contextual sexual!"