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Helicopter with a hole in one is when you have a apparatus like a harness on a pulley system and you are swinging your partner lowering them until they make it in your hole! If you can manage it in one try you have a helicopter with a hole in one!
Suzette was so excited to have Eddie in her sex swing harness she pulled on the rope so hard that when Eddie was coming in for his landing the roof gave way! To Suzette's surprise he had made it well into her hole! She scream with glee, FINALLY, A HELICOPTER WITH A HOLE IN ONE!
Cherry skins are when a woman has her period and the egg sacks are so big they look like the skins off a cherry!
She ran to the toilet and her cherry skins came out rapid fire and then she knew she had started her monthly period.
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When you give your money to a friend to buy dope and they end up doing almost all of it and give you a minuet amount to tease you and leaves you with the wants. They are then called "A Blistering Bag Bitch!"
"Hey Duane where's the bag of dope I gave you money for?" "You did it all? " "Is this all that's left? " "You are such a Blistering Bag Bitch!
Fag bait bitch is something or someone you call when something doesn't go the way you want it like getting a flat tire, breaking a crystal glass, being late for a meeting OR someone does something annoying to you repeatedly and calling them an asshole just isn't enough!
Deneรยก was running late for her gynaecologist appointment , and her tire blew out in heavy traffic. Nobody would let her over to the shoulder and her temper was starting to consume her, she yelled in frustration , "FAG BAIT BITCH!"
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