Moss Crotch

When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.

Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!

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Fireman Surprise

When you're boning your woman/man doggy style and right before you cum you pull out, pinch off and spit on her/his back. When she/he turns around spray your load in her/his face.

Dude, Pat totally fell for the Fireman Surprise last night!!

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