Somethink

Heard from the biggest morons you will ever come across.

It is supposed to mean _something_, I think.

Brought to you from the same morons who say, youse, and disorientated.

I will never get why people say 'somethink'.

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Youse

Something that isn't a word but which you may hear from the lowest, most unintelligent, least educated, morons on this Earth.

Usually spoken by the same morons who also use the non-existent words: somethink and disorientated.

Man: "Hey! Has any of youse got a smoke?"
Woman: "I love youse guys!"

Ergh! I hate hearing 'youse!'

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Disorientated

Disorientated is one of the most common misspellings of disoriented. And it sounds really nasty and uneducated.

Pete: "I was so disorientated!"
Nelly: "You mean, disoriented!"

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