October 18 is national ride a dick day! This can only be done by your homie/boyfriend/girlfriend/crush and if it's allowed, any random person.
You might think it's wrong and fake but this is official
national ride a dick day©
Henry: "Yo bro wanna ride my dick?"
Adam: "No bro, it's not allowed, oh wait it's October 18th right, then it's okay bro"
Henry: "Bro"
Adam: "Bro"