Rastaclart

An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.

Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!

Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz

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Faggit

The more road way of saying faggot.

Roadman: you such a faggit cuz
Average person: Nah mate it’s pronounced F-A-G-G-O-T
Roadman: I no u r but what am I

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Bust a fat one

Something that should not even be thought about during the month of November

(During the month of November )
Rahul:yo I just bust a fat one
Ahmed:*shoots him*

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mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

November 4

(National smack-a-nitty day) basically you find a nitty and smack the shit out of him, while shouting “NITTY!”. Names of nittys include: Arthur, Felix, Albert and Philip

Person 1: Yo bruv
Person 2:(smacks him into next week) ”SHUT IT NITTY!”
Person 1: why did you do that?
Person 2”It’s November 4 you nitty”

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