Heinously unkempt mound o' pubic hair to the point that it looks as if the bitch has got a scissor lock on Buckwheat.
There once was a Queen from Bulgaria,
Whose "BUSH" had grown hairier and hairier
Until a prince from Peru,
Who came down for a screw,
Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
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To take more than one's turn. To take an extra hit off of a chronic blunt. To not pass a joint in a timely manner.
Hey, Bill Clinton... Don't Bogart the joint... You're not inhaling anyway.
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Partial fecal emission. Imminent defecatory state; notably, the inability to entirely retain the foremost portion of ones bowel movement.
Bill needed to find a toilet immediately because he was already "prairie dogging" it.
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A length of hose, tubing, etc... used to siphon gasoline.
Monica sucked on one end of an Oklahoma credit card to start the gas flowing into her can.
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