Salti Mati

Salti Mati is Is a term to describe a character who always seems to get constantly disrespected Like. Salti Mati could have a way to make a car fly but nobody would care because you know. Fuck that guy. But if somebody else would say it then it would be a game changer. Salti Mati is also a small lad. So if he would go to a drive through They would give him a complementary Happy meal with a juice box and a toy. Along side with his purchased junior kids burger and small drink. He’s also 18. Every time him and some buddies would go to a restaurant the host would often ask his buddies for a high chair for the little one. Even in school. Everybody can be standing. Salti Mati would be told to go to his seat and be reminded that it is not social hour. While everybody else gets to stand moral of the story is. Salti Mati is very disrespected

Your get so much disrespect like. Salti Mati

Milk Buster

A term used. When you are sitting at the lunch table with your buddies and they all start joking around but one guy didn’t like the joke so he takes his milk carton and smashes it in the table forcefully making milk go everywhere making him a. Milk Buster

Did you see him do that he’s a real milk buster

Thewisum

Thewisum is a way of life when you are pure humble and Just don’t give a fuck about anything. Through out the week You don’t get mad no matter what is is. But on Saturdays at night you go out side and practice Thewisum witch includes screaming into the sky to let out all anger and stress that has built up inside trough out the week with you not giving a fuck. If you practice Thewisum you are thewish. Thewisum is to end everybody’s anger issues

Person: hey man I put this big ass dent in your car

Me: it’s cool man

Person: your not mad

Me: no I practice Thewisum

The Gabby Effect

Thew dated a girl named “gabby “ Come to find out it was 100% imaginary due to the 0 factual evidence of the relationship existing so the Gabby effect is used as the phenomenon in witch a person declares they are dating somebody but it’s actually 100% imaginary due to the lack of evidence of the relationship existing

Person : hey man how’s you and your gf

Thew: idk I’m currently experiencing the gabby effect

Mrs Megan

Megan is a girl who is secretly stocked by Thew. Thew wants to put his dick in her and ster it like a bowl of soup. Then he lets her lick the spoon.

Hey buddy where you going

To go see mrs Megan

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121

A fire station that can not crew worth shit. There could be 10 houses in fire and they would be in there 5th page. They can never get any guys to show up for calls. There truck stays so clean because the damn thing never leaves.

121 “ ‘this is your last and final page

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salti

A Term used to describe when a person is short and angry

Person 1: gets mad because they can’t reach the top shelf because they are too short and get angry

Person 2: Somebody’s becoming a Salti