crapcock

The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.

Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.

"This crapcock keeps shitting all over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"

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toungejack

To toungejack is to lick maddly with intent to destroy or arouse. Toungjacking is usally done to coochies, cooters, or to the shitbox.

My girl wanted me to toungejack her shitbox, but i wans't in the mood for that shit.

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tweakfuck

A person who abuses/uses methamphetamine or any other form of stimulants. Usually characterized by uncannily sheisty behavior ending in felonies and loss of teeth.

"Damn, my lightbulb is missing again! Tweakfuck strikes AGAIN!"

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cockgobblin

A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.

Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"

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shweetbox

Shweetbox is a non-vulgar way of saying shitbox. It use is perfect for open, public communication for those who are hip to your jive.
Ben S. And D.L. in the summer of 1998. Developed for use while at work in front of customers and management.

"That chicks pants were so low I could damn near see her shweetbox, frankly, I'd like to tonguejack it.

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hot carl

Receiving oral sex while defacating.

Jenna gave her boyfriend a blow job while he took a hairy dump.

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scramp

A beautiful,bangin', chick, whom you would bone on the spot. Also known as a dime.

Jessica Alba is and will always be a scramp.

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