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Altoid Man

A being that always ALWAYS has altoids on him. Also stopped world war 6 in Estonia.

Wanna Altoid??
Man who’s that guy that stopped world war 6 again? Oh it’s the altoid man.

by Shygvy April 1, 2022


Brodie Eating Carrots

A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.

Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.

by Shygvy March 15, 2022


Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.

Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!

by Shygvy June 1, 2022