Chooky

The art of leaving a social event in the midst of fun and games, and be dragged home by the testicles that your girlfriend has a firm grip of, then to say you shall be back in 1 hour precisely, only to never turn up at all.

"To do a chooky"

Chooky - "Back in an hour guys"
1 hour later...

Azmoden - "Where the f#$k is chooky?"

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hrdwrbob

1 (n.) Any species of pedantic wanker.
2 (v.) To be smacked down with extreme pedantry.

1. You're a sad cunt, just like that hrdwrbob fellow. Get your fist out of your ear.

2. George Bush is going to get hrdwrbob'd by Kerry in the next debate.

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Cypher

You crack heads its not to matrix shit and it prolly is rapping but the only Cypher I know is the rotation of a joint or a pipe (Smoking apparatus) which it is being pass around (Left)

Don't Break the Cypher! Pass that this way!

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phjeer

Developed from IRC and First Person Shooters as the word fear.

OMG, I pwn. Phjeer me!

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Icing

When you get your girlfriend/boyfriend to lay a massive shit, put it in the freezer until it gets rock solid, then pull it out and fuck them with it like it was a dildo.

Tobi: "I don't know what it is, I've tried Fizzing, I've tried Docking and I've tried Flumping, but nothing seems to satisfy me any more"
Tony: "I've got something that'll cheer you up mate. How about I give you an Icing?. It worked when Dom gave me one"

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tRiBaLmUnKy

A monkey famous for yawning too damn much.

12:21 <tRiBaLmUnKy> *yawn*
12:21 <Sid> GODDAMMIT MUNKY STOP THE INFERNAL YAWNS!!!!

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green shirt popped collar

People who wear green collared shirts, with the collar popped, are looking for a sex partner.

Diane: Hey, Jim is wearing a green shirt with a popped collar... I'll invite him over!

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