Fool with

Polite way of saying fuck with, usu. used by an elderly person

I’m not going to fool with it.

College princess

A college girl at a university (not as common at community college) who expects everything her way, and gets pissed when that doesn’t happen.

She’s a college princess, that’s why she got mad when you disagreed with her.

Just treat the dog like a college princess’s boyfriend — keep it on a short leash.

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

Screeching halt

Something that happens when a person with dark skin goes to a place where it’s mostly white people

If I go there, everything will come to a screeching halt. Every car will stop. Every airplane, every bike, every person walking down the sidewalk will all stop. And they’ll just look at me like O_O

Screeching halt

Something that happens when a person with dark skin goes to a place where it’s mostly white people

If I go there, everything will come to a screeching halt. Every car will stop. Every plane will stop. Every person on a bike and skate board and every person walking down the street will all stop. And they’ll all just stare at me like O_O

There’s a key for every hole

Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female

‘Who the hell wants that?’

‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’

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Daughter’s picture

Thing you ask for before calling someone a shit eating peckerhead, like Nicholas Cage’s character in ‘Con Air.’

From Con Air: Where’s my daughter’s picture, you shit eating peckerhead?