3 Points of Contact

When you’re working in an attic and are trying to keep from falling through the roof by maintaining 3 points of contact on the wooden beams (such as one hand and two knees for example); When you’re in the 69 position with a girl and have your cock in her mouth, a finger in the pussy, and a tongue on the clit.

Make sure you maintain 3 points of contact at all times.

Talk to the principal

When a coworker tells on you and the boss calls you into their office to talk to them; Refers to the way kids have to talk to the principal when they get in trouble and makes fun of the way that the tattle tales are being childish.

Someone snitched on me, now I’ve got to go talk to the principal.

Bee otch

Variation of the word ‘bitch’

That is one ugly bee otch.

Bug in the system

Person at work that is always trying to get people pissed off or pit them against each other

Everything was fine until she got here. She’s a bug in the system.

Prison rules

The philosophy that if you don’t fight, people will just keep fucking with you; An environment, such as a school or work place, where there is little to no supervision, rules aren’t regularly enforced, and/or the only way you get people to leave you alone is by standing up for yourself.

Around here, it’s prison rules.

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

Shit pit

A variation of ‘shit hole’

An undesirable place to live; Used to express that you really dislike the place where you are living; A term used in the Stephen King movie ‘Needful Things.’

I can’t wait to leave this shit pit if a town.