guy liner

A condom is “guy liner” like litter liner because it lines the penis.

I was ready to hook-up so I put on my guy liner.

lawndildo

leaf-blower

My jerky neighbor won’t use a rake. Instead, he powers up his lawndildo to blow leaves out of the way. Sometimes he still tries to manually push obstacles out of the way with it.

gumming the apple

Toothless man performing cunnilingus

Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.