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When a dog bites a male human on the penis. Sometimes, even ripping it off with it's teeth. It does not necessarily need to be a Chinese dog. It is called a Chinese Dog Bite, because several Kung Fu movies from the 1970's had these kinds of scenes. Some folks of S&M fantasize about being tortured like this. Primarily because even though the dog is biting your penis off, they are excited about the fact that something is coming in contact with it. It is considered to be stimulating.
The other day, I was thinking about getting a Chinese Dog Bite, and I quickly got a hard on.
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Insecurity card is an idiomatic phrase that refers to the act of bringing the issue of insecurity into a debate or argument. Women are notorious for accusing their husbands/boyfriends of being insecure for almost anything and everything (even if it's not true).
Bob: Hey Mike, I saw you leave your house last night. What happened?
Mike: I got into a fight with that biatch again. She pulled out the insecurity card like always.
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Also, known as MDP.
A guy that allows his girlfriend to do things like...
1-Have guy friends.
2-Go out with the girls and drink at night.
3-Etc.
Usually, they are the byproduct of a brain washing libery media. Many of today's reality TV shows are to blame for this. MTV is also very responsible for pushing this kind of garbage behavior.
Bro, did you see Mike. He's letting his girlfriend go to a party where her ex-boyfriend will also be there. Man that is sad, he's turned into a Modern day pussy.
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AKA, A platana.
A woman that has facial features similar to Mindy Cohn, AKA Natalie Green on the 80's show Facts of Life. Bananas tend to be smushy as so do their faces. Plus, they look like they ate an entire tree of bananas.
Hey Bob, you need to check out my new neighbor. She looks like a banana woman. I'll still do her though.
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When you and a group of individuals walk the streets at night looking for smokers. Then you just beat them and call them pussies for smoking cigarettes.
The other day when I was exiting work, I was attacked by the cigarette smell of some coworkers. Man, I felt like smoker bashing right then and there.
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