Stefan face

To continually make a blank expression on your face, even though something dramatic is happening, such as:

-getting laid
-watching your friend eat shit on a skateboard

-winning the lotto
-getting a glimpse of Megan fox's tits
-performing a hiduken

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Example:

Guy: "hey guys, I just won a million dollars."

Guy 2: "dude you are stefan face-ing the shit outta this moment."

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Sasquatch Weave

v.: The act of finding a hair in your food/drink

adj.: A method of describing the forest of a muff cabbage you just walked away from

aww dude sasquatch weave, fuck man im out

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