Japanese Toffee

When a woman sucks ur slender chode, then u proceed to cum on her cheeks and then shoot ur load all up in her grill while cooking dinner at the same time.

Wow i can believe we just Japanese toffee, and now we have this lovely steak to eat.

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trophy dolphin Nuggets

When a middle aged black women takes a shit on ur face and then smears it all over ur face with a butter knife and then eats ur ears off

oh man that trophy dolphin nuggets felt so good, lets do it again next week......my parents just bought new silver wear

16👍 6👎

German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

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