Aldershot

Aldershot is a shit rundown town in the south of England,
The town is best known for looking a bit like it belongs in the north of England.
Currently Aldershot is littered with junkies and homeless people so many just like London.
Aldershot used to be an amazing town with a large Garrison since the soldiers left to fight abroad there has been less business and more acid taking and overdoses

Hey son want to go shopping in Aldershot or farnborough
No mum Aldershot is full of junkies and homeless cunts

Pumpkin head

Pumpkin head is a fat lard with massive ass cheeks that every one wants to clap on

Mason-“wanna shag children today”
Thomas-“no I wanna clap pumpkin heads juicy cheeks”