Galligitus

An incredibly rare and deadly disease that originates from the dark depths of owens dead trim, this disease gives the unfortunate occupant an uncontrollable cough and the need to tell the utter most shit jokes.

“Im so ill i cant stop coughing, i think im going to die if i dont get help”
“Woah man definitely sounds like galligitus”
“If it is i will slaughter that owen”

Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.

1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro