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Short for "My Super Sweet 16", THE worst show on television ever.
Aired on MTV, SS16 shows how stupid bitches get mommy to do whatever they want for their 16th b-day. Almost every wish is attended to and whenever just one thing goes out of line you're guarenteed to LYAO due to the persuing bitching and complaining. According to sources the average amount spent on these uninformed tards is $463,700.
SS16, along with shows like The Real World, TRL and others have sparked international controversy and have sparked calls for change at MTV.
-What's your favorite show on TV?
-Anything but SS16.
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The head of a mafia crime family, usually Italian, ex. Don Corleone from "The Godfather".
The Don of a mafia is the boss of the family and also of the family business. He can declare war on another mafia family and he can also call and make a truce or surrender regarding such family wars. He can also arrange marriages of duaghters from the family even if the daughter is not his own. If you are late to a family meeting with the Don you better be wearing a bullet-proof vest.
"-Who's watching the Don?
-I don't know, but you betta watch yourself kid."
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Rockstar is a line of energy drinks that come in a variety of flavors and types such as:
-Rockstar Energy Drink (black can)
-Sugar Free Rockstar Energy Drink (white can)
-Rockstar Juiced (orange can)
-Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate (red can)
-Rockstar Zero Carb (blue can)
-Rockstar Juiced Guava (purple can)
There are also alcoholic versions of the brand including Rockstar 21 (only alcoholic version sold in the US), Rockstar + Vodka and Rockstar + Vodka/Pomegranate.
The star in place of the A is complete marketing also. Not only does it enhance the overall appearance of the line of drinks but it also appeals to 1337 speakers.
Its slogan is "Party like a rockstar".
Ugh, another dreary Monday. I really need a Rockstar.
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#1: The highest card in a standard playing card deck.
#2: A song by MotΓΒΆrhead featured on video games such as Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, Guitar Hero and The Bigs. One of the biggest kick-ass songs of all time and respect the authority of the mole or "cocoa puff" as Beavis called it.
#1: In a game of Bullshit (aka BS) the Ace of Spades is always played first face up
#2: To not like Ace of Spades is like for a girl to not like chocolate.
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(adj.) To be boring, dull, lacking interest or turning out to be nothing when there was great hype about it. Refers to the ending of the last ever episode of the Sopranos.
That concert was such A Sopranos , there was so much hype about it but it turned out to be a complete dud.
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The Rent is a nickname for Rentschler Field, a stadium in East Hartford, CT.
The Rent is home to the UConn Huskies football team. During the summer the stadium holds concerts which are typically sold out. Famous acts who have performed at the Rent include The Rolling Stones, The Police and Bruce Springsteen. The stadium has also hosts major soccer matches but these matches have always been simply qualifying matches, not championship matches.
The stadium sits on and old Pratt & Whitney airfield strip and still has the original runway in place. Parking for the Rent goes up and down the runway and in some cases fans have to walk literally miles to get to the stadium. In 2007 Cabela's, an outdoor supplies company, opened up on the same P&W property.
Football fan: Hey, want to go the the UConn / Rutgers game this Saturday at the Rent?
Other fan: Sure, but that UConn / USF game 2 weeks ago was brutal! We walked the whole runway in a downpour!
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#1: Another name for jawbreakers.
#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.
The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.
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