flotsam

Flotsam is a term used by year-round residents of Cape Cod MA to describe people who come up to the Cape only for the summer. It is said that on the Cape that "For every piece of real flotsam here we have 100 summer flotsams to equal that." It's a typical Natives vs. Anything-but-Natives arguement.

The flotsam in P-Town is really bad, all the tourists come to go whalewatching or go shopping.

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SS16

Short for "My Super Sweet 16", THE worst show on television ever.

Aired on MTV, SS16 shows how stupid bitches get mommy to do whatever they want for their 16th b-day. Almost every wish is attended to and whenever just one thing goes out of line you're guarenteed to LYAO due to the persuing bitching and complaining. According to sources the average amount spent on these uninformed tards is $463,700.

SS16, along with shows like The Real World, TRL and others have sparked international controversy and have sparked calls for change at MTV.

-What's your favorite show on TV?
-Anything but SS16.

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Don

The head of a mafia crime family, usually Italian, ex. Don Corleone from "The Godfather".

The Don of a mafia is the boss of the family and also of the family business. He can declare war on another mafia family and he can also call and make a truce or surrender regarding such family wars. He can also arrange marriages of duaghters from the family even if the daughter is not his own. If you are late to a family meeting with the Don you better be wearing a bullet-proof vest.

"-Who's watching the Don?

-I don't know, but you betta watch yourself kid."

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Textiled

To be kicked out of your dorm room for the night because your roommate is going at it with one of their textbooks.

Dude, I got textiled last night for his econ exam, he figured I'd be better off sleeping on the couch than having to deal with him reciting off all this crazy nonsense

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Diet pills

Diet pills are pills, taken like Advil or Tylenol, that supposedly increase your metabolism and burn more calories. Some diet pills get over people's psychological block that is holding them back from losing weight but the ones that really do work on your metabolism have been proven to be dangerous. Countless investigations by government agencies and high-ranking officials to private investigators have looked into the world of diet pills resulting in lawsuits, damage reports and in some cases the pressing of criminal charges.

A famous example of a diet pill and a famous model for it would be TrimSpa and Anna Nicole Smith respectively. Smith appeared in several advertisements for the diet pill ranging from television commercials, radio commercials and other forms of marketing. Her death was not related to consumption of TrimSpa.

Kim's taking diet pills? Wow, that's about the most desperate thing she's ever done.

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<$)

<$) is an emoticon to show that the subject is in a partying mood. The $ symbol comes from funky glasses that people typically wear on New Year's Eve.

Girlfriend's IM: Hey wanna go to the party tonight?
Boyfriend's reply: <$)

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Zealy

Zealy is slang term used to describe a citizen of New Zealand. The term is most often used in Australia but it is occasionally used in other English-speaking countries.

G'damn, that Zealy cut me off!

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