Patriots

1. An American football team from Foxboro, MA. They have been called a "football dynasty"... up until Super Bowl XLII.

2. Any group that is dysfunctional or a waste of time; a group that wastes valuble resources.

1.
The Patriots ended their 2007-2008 season with 18 wins and 1 "giant" loss.

2.
Husband: Honey, did the newspaper arrive yet?
Wife: No, it hasn't.
Husband: Stupid Canadians- I mean, Patriots!

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Tu madre

How you say "Yo' momma" in Spanish.

Tu madre es así que el viejo dios pidió que ella nombrara Adán y víspera

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John Collins

A John Collins is a Tom Collins except with whiskey instead of gin.

Here's how a bartender would normally prepare a John Collins:

1. Fill a highball glass with ice. 2. Add 1 oz whiskey, whatever requested. 3. Fill halfway with sour mix or appropriate substitute. 4. Shake. 5. Fill rest of the way with soda water. 6. Add straw. 7. Garnish with a flag (orange and cherry) and serve.

-Hey, can I get a John Collins?
-What would you like in that? Jack? Crown?

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nerb

A crossover between n00b and nerd, a nerb is like a nerd-in-training.

Friend: Dude, that kid applied to CalTech, RPI, Cornell and MIT!
Other friend: What a nerb.

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Double dip

1. When you dip something like a chip into a dip such as salsa, take a bite but don't eat the whole chip, then dip the same saliva-infested chip into the dip and eat it. Wanna never get invited back to that person's place or party? This is one of the quickest and most effective ways to do so.

2. When you have sex twice over a short period of time. Normally this refers to having sex with someone the morning after you had a drunken hook up the night before, but this can also refer to having sex with two different people in the same night.

1. I wasn't thinking at all and George saw me double dip at his cocktail party. Needless to say it wasn't a good night.

2. A: Dude I double dipped last night! Amanda and Terri something like 3 hours apart!

B: OH SHIT dude you had an epic night!

A: BEST. NIGHT. EVER.

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Rocky VII

"Rocky V" is the nickname for the popular Super Bowl XLII commcercial for Budweiser. Seeing how there has not yet been a seventh installment of the series the ad has inherited the spot (not to say that a future Rocky film won't be named the same).

The summary of the commercial is that a Clydesdale (the specific type of horses that Budweiser uses in ads recently who represents Rocky since Rocky is nicknamed the Italian Stallion) isn't selected to pull the iconic Budweiser wagon. Naturally, the horse is dissapointed yet is uplifted by the influence of a dalmation who represents Apollo Creed. The dalmation trains the horse (a la Rocky IV where the horse runs through the snow like Rocky in Siberia) and the horse makes the crew at the next tryouts for a spot on the wagon's team. The commercial ends with a sarcastic pound of the horse's hoof to the dalmation's paw.

Person 1: What was your favorite commercial this year?
Person 2: I liked Audi with "The Godfather Part IV".
Person 1: I'd go with Budweiser and Rocky VII.

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Rockstar

Rockstar is a line of energy drinks that come in a variety of flavors and types such as:

-Rockstar Energy Drink (black can)
-Sugar Free Rockstar Energy Drink (white can)
-Rockstar Juiced (orange can)
-Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate (red can)
-Rockstar Zero Carb (blue can)
-Rockstar Juiced Guava (purple can)

There are also alcoholic versions of the brand including Rockstar 21 (only alcoholic version sold in the US), Rockstar + Vodka and Rockstar + Vodka/Pomegranate.

The star in place of the A is complete marketing also. Not only does it enhance the overall appearance of the line of drinks but it also appeals to 1337 speakers.

Its slogan is "Party like a rockstar".

Ugh, another dreary Monday. I really need a Rockstar.

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