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A Facebook status (but it could also be used on other social networking sites) which is short for "I'm having sex or am about to have sex so don't bother me until further notice." This is often used when you have no idea where your roommate is or simply don't want other people like friends or suitemates to bother you. This is sometimes shortened to just "Code White" but Barry White was chosen because he is rumored to be able to sing any song and make it sound sexual.
Just got back to my place, awesome night on frat row. Code Barry White.
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Lemmy, the nickname for Ian Fraser Kilmister, is a singer and bassist for the speed metal band Motorhead.
Lemmy has been the only consistent member of Motorhead since the first lineup was created in 1975. Over the years several musicians have filled the spots at the drums and guitar but Lemmy stayed consistent.
Lemmy also has had several reoccuring problems with drugs. In fact in 2005 he openly stated that he believed that heroin use should be legalized, saying that it would eliminate the drug dealers from society. Lemmy has made other controversial statements regarding drugs even when he was a member of Hawkwind.
"We want to be so loud that if we moved in nextdoor to you your lawn would die." -Lemmy
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1. A person who has never had sex for whatever reason.
2. Alcohol-free if a drink is typically served containing alcohol.
1. Finding a virgin who's a freshman in college is rare. A college grad who's a virgin is a lot rarer.
2. I got a virgin pina colada since I'm really starting to feel those real ones I had earlier.
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A river bitch is a poker term to describe a player who folds, or gives up their hand, on the river or the last card shown for the community cards in Texas Hold 'Em. Normally if they are the first to act they will check and will have a hand where they didn't know if they wanted to stay in or give up their hand.
Poker players are likely to be river bitches if they are very conservative players and don't bet much at a given time. River bitches in some cases will want to avoid showing their cards after the betting round after the river if they think their opponent(s) has a better hand.
Jake, stop being such a river bitch! That's the 8th time you've folded on the river tonight.
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A catch in American football made with one or both hands while the ball is in contact with the player's helmet as they're down either by the natural physics of falling or by contact.
Refers to the catch made by David Tyree of the Ney York Giants in Super Bowl XLII.
Wow! That was an insane Tyreeception! He was sandwiched by safeties as he came down with that ball!
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The biggest perv in the world.
"He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice...
"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake...
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
To town."
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."
"Who 'comes' around on a special night?
Santa 'comes' around on a special night...
Who very soon will 'come' our way?
Santa very soon will 'come' our way..."
"Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!...
Hang your stockings...
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight...
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight."
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An advertisement that occupants put on hotel/motel doors that says "We're either about to have, are having or have just had sex."
(Door sign): Do Not Disturb
Housekeeping maid: ...
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