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The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.
I've been struck by Cupid- wait, make that the Magical Wood Fairy.
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The Green Monster is the famous/infamous wall in left field of Fenway Park, home of MLB team the Boston Red Sox (why they still can't spell SOCKS right after almost 100 year now is beyond me).
The Green Monster is appropriately named at 37 feet or 11 meters high with its coat of green paint. The wall can be a make-or-break for entire games and even seasons due to the funny way balls bounce off of it and how left fielders play the bounce. Sox left fielders from Carl Yastrzemski to present-day player Manny Ramirez have learned how to play balls off the Monster and have therefore converted some amazing plays.
The view from the seats on top of the Green Monster was amazing but the best part of all was all the balls that were hit up there during batting practice, by the end of it there's about a ball per person up there.
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When someone types in all capital letters.
"Wow, that new kid on the site has a nasty case of CAPS LOCK STICKUS."
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The biggest perv in the world.
"He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice...
"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake...
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
To town."
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."
"Who 'comes' around on a special night?
Santa 'comes' around on a special night...
Who very soon will 'come' our way?
Santa very soon will 'come' our way..."
"Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!...
Hang your stockings...
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight...
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight."
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A Facebook status (but it could also be used on other social networking sites) which is short for "I'm having sex or am about to have sex so don't bother me until further notice." This is often used when you have no idea where your roommate is or simply don't want other people like friends or suitemates to bother you. This is sometimes shortened to just "Code White" but Barry White was chosen because he is rumored to be able to sing any song and make it sound sexual.
Just got back to my place, awesome night on frat row. Code Barry White.
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1. A person who has never had sex for whatever reason.
2. Alcohol-free if a drink is typically served containing alcohol.
1. Finding a virgin who's a freshman in college is rare. A college grad who's a virgin is a lot rarer.
2. I got a virgin pina colada since I'm really starting to feel those real ones I had earlier.
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A river bitch is a poker term to describe a player who folds, or gives up their hand, on the river or the last card shown for the community cards in Texas Hold 'Em. Normally if they are the first to act they will check and will have a hand where they didn't know if they wanted to stay in or give up their hand.
Poker players are likely to be river bitches if they are very conservative players and don't bet much at a given time. River bitches in some cases will want to avoid showing their cards after the betting round after the river if they think their opponent(s) has a better hand.
Jake, stop being such a river bitch! That's the 8th time you've folded on the river tonight.
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