Absolute Icon

A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.

Did you hear what Keanu Reeves did with his earnings? He's an Absolute Icon.

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Dirty Spencer

The name of a child who clearly has an overactive imagination. You'd like to confront them, but you're almost certain that doing so would be a felony of some kind.

Man, that kid is spewing such vulgar shit to those women. I'd say something if he wasn't such a Dirty Spencer

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Dirty Iza

That girl you know is a freak, but will become an absolute icon later in life.

Did you hear that Seth's girlfriend is going to law school? She's a total Dirty Iza