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A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat
Iâve been victim to a rectal speedboat
An Alabama kiss is the act of kissing your partner and proceeding to spit form down the back of their throat
Caught Melinda off guard last night and gave her an Alabama kiss
Uch justin gave me an Alabama kiss last night, I could taste his breakfast
Master dickhead aka Matthew James
âOh did you hear what jack did last night, he was a proper Matthew Jamesâ (Master Dickhead)
âYou are a full breed Matthew Jamesâ
A dirty Teri is a girl who waits until her partner is asleep and shits in her hand and paints tribal war paint on her partners face and body. She then waits until morning to reveal it to him.
What did you do last night, âI gave my partner the dirty Teriâ
What happened to you âmy missus gave me the dirty Teriâ
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