Colm

Generally a mild-mannered, ginger. It is often taught that 'Colm' means 'dove'. It would be more accurate to say it means a borderline alcoholic with a slight gambling addiction, who happens to drunk text more than sober text, and has the most twisted obsession with his ex- Even though she is a conniving bitch that cannot keep her legs together.

He may also have a weird obsession with historical documentaries and things referring to ghetto pop culture..

Generally an awkward person, but very caring once you get to know him.

"My God, I can't believe he's getting with her again... He's such a Colm."

"Do you think Ryan would go out for a few drinks tonight?"
"Nah, I asked and he's watching that doc on the Potato Famine again"
"Jesus! He's such a Colm!"

"Why is he wearing a snap-back with a hood on in the middle of summer?!"
"I don't know man, I think he thinks he's a Colm.."

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