Poop Tea

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.

I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.

Ballsack lint

Noun. Lint that occasionally collects on the male pubic hair as a result of wearing underwear that is threadbare on the inside, or from one's pants if going commando

God DAMN! Look at all that ballsack lint, I need new underwear.