PETArd

Derogatory term for one who belongs to PETA. See also terrorist.

Those PETArds are protesting outside the Outback Steakhouse again. Should I dump the T-bones on them, boss?

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Jaguar

The purported "first 64-bit system", released by Atari in 1993. Failed miserably due to poor marketing and extremely crappy games.

You haven't played crappy games until you've played them on an Atari Jaguar.

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bird

The middle finger.

That asshole just flipped me the bird!

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TRL

The TV show that destroyed the coolness of MTV forever.

Why is it that the only videos you see on MTV nowadays are played on TRL? And they don't even play the whole video! What the hell?!

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broke as fuck

To be completely out of money.

I can't pay you back until next week. I'm broke as fuck right now.

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dickety

In the Simpsons episode entitled "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Grampa Simpson uses it in place of the word "twenty" to recall his initiation into a gang called the Hellfish. His reason? The Germans stole "twenty" from them.

"Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two..." ~ Abe Simpson

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toot

Another word for fart.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.

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