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Guys: if your titties are bigger than Jenna Jameson's LAY OFF THE KRISPY KREMES AND START DOING PUSH UPS!
That fatass got the biggest man boobs ever!
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marijuana grown in the grat state of Kentucky
support the U.S. economy and smoke the Kentucky herb -- it's the patriotic thing to do
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1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want
There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!
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Everthing on her is sexy as hell BUTTER read: but her FACE!
I fucked uper doggystyle so I didn't have to look at that butter face!
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1) a cross-dressing man who actually looks like a woman; or
2) a man who either had a sex change operation or in undergoing hormone treatment to become a woman
I don't have a problem with cross-dressers per se. My problem is when you can't tell that "she" is really a "he!"
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A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!
A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!
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1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money
1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.
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