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"We can always beat the French!"
Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!
59π 16π
an obscene performance in which a woman copulates with a literal jackass
186π 160π
a homosexual three way involving either three gay men or three lesbians; as opposed to sandwich action wich involved either 2 men and 1 woman or 2 women and 1 men
Gina, Maria, and Sofia let me watch them do a choo-choo!
9π 15π
someone you can "ride" all night long
you're a pony
let's do it
ride my pony
my saddle's waiting...
-- ginuwine
353π 262π
Moonshine is illegally distilled homemade whisky, usually with a very high alcohol content. It got its name because it was normally distilled at night "by the light of the moon." Most moonshine is distilled in West Virginia, Kentucky and Virginia.
The only reason that moonshine is illegal is because there anyone who distills spirits in the U.S. has to pay a federal tax. Moonshiners don't pay the tax. Local police usually ignore moonshiners because "they ain't hurtin' anyone."
1350π 260π
a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack
The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!
144π 166π
A "pimpmobile" is a modified Cadillac from the late-70's or early-80's. It usually has a hyrdraulic system to make it bounce. All "pimpmobiles" have expensive sound systems. "Pimpmobiles" are painted loud colors, like gold, green (the color of money), or purple (the color of a king's robe).
Yeah, baby, I know you wanna ride in my pimpmobile. Let me pop some Marvin Gaye in my CD player!
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