ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice

Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!

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brick house

a woman with a voluptuos, curvaceous body; for example, Jessica Alba or Halle Berry

She's a brick house she mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out!

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silverware

"Silverware" originally meant "eating utensils made from silver." (An "eating utensil" being a fork, spoon or knife). Now, all eating utensils are called "silverware" regardless of what materials they are made of!

REAL silver eating utensils are expensive. Usually you receive a set of real silverware as a wedding gift & you use the set for special occasions.

I still don't get why stainless steel (or worse, plastic) forks, spoons & knives are called "silverware" WHEN THEY ARE NOT MADE OF SILVER!

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sugar baby

a woman who provides companionship and/or sexual relations for a wealthy, older man in exchange for expensive gifts and/or money; a "gold digger"

If you're a rich man and your woman pays attention to you only when she wants your credit card, you're bein' played by a sugar baby!

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Hookah

The hookah was inventend in India as a means of smoking TOBACCO. Turkish hookahs seem to be the most popular. Westerners adopted it as a means of smoking MARIJUANA.

Light up the hookah!

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cat fight

When two women fight HARDCORE style, usually resulting in someone being bloddied and incapacitated

Cat Fights are cool!

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skeevy

personally abherrant in a disgusting, gross or skanky manner

Bernadette is a skeevy trailer park skank!

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