Hollywood Shower

The highest accolade one can achieve in baking. When a baked good is deemed so delicious that world-renowned baking expert Paul Hollywood takes a piss on whoever was responsible for producing the baked goods.

*Inside Great British Bake-Off tent*
Paul Hollywood: “Hello Linda what have you made for us today?”
Linda: “I’ve made scones, it was my grandmother’s recipe and has been in my family for centuries”
Paul Hollywood: “You know what, those are the best scones I’ve ever tasted!..”
*Paul proceeds to stand on the judges table and take a piss on Linda*

Marry Berry: “Ah the first Hollywood shower of the series! Your family watching at home will be very proud!”

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