Aubrey

A badass motherfucker, when you meet someone named “Aubrey” you BETTER watch out, they’re hella cool. (Unless, you come across a bad one, which in case, they suck balls.) but hopefully, you came for a positive definition!! (Which I may give to you, so here it is!!)

Aubrey; a name ( usually for females, but my Aubrey is a dude :3 )

Aubrey… they usually tend to subside for themselves and draw silly little creatures (like Pebble from the Roblox game, Dandy’s World), unless it comes to their friends, which they joke about fun things, and are super funny!! And they are usually great friends, and are nice as fuck.

But they are also super cool!! And fun to be around!! :D

…Make sure to give your fellow Aubrey a piece offering, because they can be evil!! (In a good way.)

Unless you find an evil Aubrey, ( not good way :( )
You should be a happy fellow with an Aubrey of your own!! ^^

Example 1:

Person1: “wow, Aubrey’s so cool to be around!! :D”

Person2: “SHUT UP THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HOUR YOU-“

Person1: “shhh… Aubrey is awesome.. bitchhh..”

Example 2:

Person1: “bro Aubrey’s such a ugly bitch..”

Person2: “yeah.”

… (the 2nd example is targeted to the people who met an bad Aubrey :(( )

Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”