Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

Jowheelybum

When you can’t be arsed to go to the toilet for a poo so you just poo on the carpet naked

“Oh no need a poo”
“I’ll just do a jowheelybum”