wanksta

A wanker that thinks he's a gangsta

Check out that group of wanksta's

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kiwis

People or persons of New Zealand. Not a derogatory term as New Zealanders refer to themselves as Kiwis.

The kiwi is a small flightless bird indigeonous to New Zealand, and is the most common symbol of the country. The word has been broadened in common parlance to refer to the people of New Zealand.

Come experience our Kiwi hospitality when you fly Air New Zealand advertising blurb from Air New Zealand.

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golden loggie

otherwise known as a "mudcake" eg a very messy stool.

Look at the golden loggie marc left in the dunny!

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hallway stories

A Harry Potter fan fitcion series, in which Harry is going threw Hallways of The Victorian Mansion, A Psychiatric Ward, and somewhere within the deepths of CMS. It is an ongoing story, that was rudely rejected from Mugglenet Fan Fiction, Harry Potter Fan Fiction.com, and Dark Mark Fan Fiction because of its celebrity appearences and random humor.

Quotes from the Hallway series parts:

part I: "As he stepped out into the hallway, he saw actor, Tom Felton (who plays Harry's arch-nemesis in the movies) run past, holding a big-screen TV. "Roderick, DON'T!" Tom yelled at the television."

part II: "MJ Eckhouse was back, pathetically trying to hide her flamethrower behind her. "Uh..." she started, thinking of an excuse. "Who sings by staircases anyway?" she said, before running away and ditching the flamethrower."

part III: "Then Mr. Woodard came in, and he was wearing a bright red suit for Valentines Day, even though it was the middle of March. He paced around the Food Room and sang the Friends Theme Song which magically made the cast of Friends appear and they sang along with him ?So noone told you life was gonna be this way (hand claps) Your job?s a joke, your broke, your love life?s D.O.A. Its like your always stuck in second gear..When it hasn?t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.? Then Monica and Chandler caught on fire and died. This put Mr. Woodard in a bad mood because he had a huge crush on Chandler."

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brb

Be Right Back.

Can also mean Bathroom Break. o.O

Do I really need to put an example here?

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twerked up

The wedgie you get from twerking

Brah my pants are so twerked up!

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crush groovin

a carefree lifestyle, where people have open minds and live according to thier ideas or philosophies

Body movin, body movin
A-1 sound, sound so soothing
Body movin, body movin
We be getting down and you know we’re crush groovin.-beastie boys

Those who crush groove are part of the crush crew

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