Drunken Dreams

The dreams you have when you go to sleep under the influence of alcohol. Usually very strange dreams which you do not remember when you wake up.

Ryan remembers many of his drunken dreams. One he had was of a giant piece of corned beef chasing him down the road.

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In The Doghouse

Somewhere you don't want to be. When one's partner is displeased with them for one or more reasons (with the exception of women who can be pissed off with a man for no reason whatsoever).

I was in the doghouse yesterday for getting home late after work and missing the meal my wife made for us, so I bought her some flowers this morning.

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