Bedbug people

People who look as if they have bedbugs; i.e. Dumpster dwellers, people who sell crack to middle schoolers behind the King Soopers. Frequently seen scratching crust from their ears and examining it. If they asked you for a job application, you would wash your hands.

"Hey, did you see that guy that came in here? Totally bedbug people, I need a bath after being within 10 feet of him."

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nacho party

A nacho party consists of the following:
- you must plan a party and invite lots of your friends
- none of these friends show up
- you sit alone in the bathroom and cry and eat nachos and your tears mix with the nacho cheese

That was the worst nacho party I've ever been to.