Feisty Potato

When one is being very (feisty). Also a quote from a (Family Guy) episode with (Liam Neeson).

That guy was a feisty potato.

waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!